Been awhile since I've done one of these (or, any blog post, for that matter ;)
While bathing the kids:
Rachel: "Can I have one?" (referring to some liquid shampoo)
Andrew: "Can I have some, too?"
I give a little bit to each of them, and Rachel proceeds to wash her hair, but Andrew says "Now what??"
Me: "Wash your belly."
Andrew: "Do I put my hands in the water first?"
Me: "Yeah, you can."
So, he puts his hands in the water and rubs them together...
Me: "Can you wash your hair?"
Andrew: "Nah...I don't think so."
....of course not. Now it's Natalie's turn to bathe, and she has this big, red splotch on her tummy:
Natalie: "You have to be gentle when you bathe me, because Andrew speared me."
Me: "What do you mean 'he speared' you?"
Natalie: "He took his sword and put his broken screwdriver on the end of it, and made a spear, then speared me with it."
Me: "Oh, I'm so sorry..."
Soooo, let me get this straight: the boy can't wash his own hair, but he can fashion a spear using a Nerf sword and a plastic screwdriver??? Sounds par for the course =) That boy is too silly! Later, we were watching Peter Pan, and