Andrew came to me in full Pirate regalia and said:
Andrew: Mom, can you put my pirate hat on so I can get married?
Me: You're getting married?
Andrew: Yes, I need my pirate hat on.
Me: Ok, come see...I'll help you. Who are you marrying?
Andrew: yes, Natalie
Andrew (without skipping a beat): I was in the castle, and there was a witch, and I shoot her, and I killed her, and I cut her, and I ate her...in the castle.
Me: you ate her?
Andrew: yes, in the castle.
Me: *trying not to laugh* what did she taste like?
Andrew: the witch?
Me: yes, the witch
Andrew: she tasted sour...I ate her in the castle
Andrew: Now, I have to wait for Natalie to come back so we can get married...
Not sure if this is exactly a healthy use of his imagination, but it was still pretty funny. The whole time we are having this conversation, Rachel has pulled up on the side of the chair that I am sitting in, and is going:
Rachel (while continually patting me on the leg): mom, mommy, mom, momma, mommy, mom....
Me: yes, Rachel?
Rachel: she babbles for about 2 minutes, and then goes about her business of playing with a stick.
Whatever it was she was trying to say, she made sure I heard it! Natalie was inside, busy getting all dressed up in her Princess clothes while all this was going on...no doubt getting ready for the wedding ;) Never a dull moment over here!